Yeah! 9001. 9002. OH! WHOO! SORRY, GUYS. YOU JUST CAUGHT ME WORKING OUT. LAUGHTER NOW, PLENTY OF WORKOUT VIDEOS SHOW YOU HOW TO WORKOUT, BUT UNTIL NOW, NOBODY HAS SHOWN YOU WHAT KIND OF NOISES TO MAKE WHEN.

You work out. you won’t believe the progress YOU CAN MAKE IN JUST ONE SESSION WHEN YOU STOP WORKING HARDER, AND START WORKING LOUDER. I’M GOING TO BRING IN AN ASSISTANT. SOMEONE WHO, LET’S BE HONEST, HAS SKIPPED A FEW OF HIS LAST TRIPS TO THE GYM. SOMEONE WHO, LETS BE HONEST, HAS.

Let himself go. ladies and gentlemen, please WELCOME TERRY CREWS. APPLAUSE JAMES: NOW, TERRY, I THINK EVERYBODY WATCHING CAN SEE WHAT THE PROBLEMS ARE HERE. WE HAVE THESE CHUBBY, PUDGY SHOULDERS. WE HAVE THESE NINE CHINS UNDER HERE.

This is a fourpack at best, and here we have these disgusting MALE BREASTS. TERRY: THESE ARE CALLED PECS. JAMES: BECAUSE YOU GO TO THE BUFFET AND HAVE A PECK OF THIS, A PECK OF THAT. TERRY, I KNOW YOU’RE NOT WEARING A SPORTS BRA BUT WHY DON’T WE SEE HOW YOU WORK OUT. WHY DON’T YOU SHOW ME A COUPLE.

Of lifts with these dumbells. terry: ok. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? IT IS YOUR SHOW. HERE WE GO! ONE! TWO! JAMES: THAT IS THE PROBLEM. HERE THE PROBLEM IS YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN COACHED BY A PROFESSIONAL.

Why don’t you set these down and watch how the professionals do IT. ALL RIGHT. OK. YAAAAAAH! LAUGHTER TERRY: THAT IS PRETTY GOOD! JAMES: THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. TERRY: YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I CAN SHOW YOU A LITTLE.

Bit better. i can do it better. JUST WATCH THIS. WATCH THIS. LET’S SEE IF WE CAN TRY SOMETHING HERE. THIS IS 315 POUNDS. ARRRRRRH! APPLAUSE WHAT? HUH?.

James: what do you think you’re doing? THAT IS WHAT YOU DO? THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF FUN? YOU COME DOWN HERE AND EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF ALL OF MY FRIENDS? TERRY: YOU DON’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. STOP PLAYING. GETZ LET’S GET BACK TO THIS.

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